puns

You’re The Swan That I Want

Hey Sam, a distance voice cries, will you ever just quit it already with the bad animal puns? To which I lovingly whisper my reply: absolutely not.

I know, I know, it’s still January but Valentines Day isn’t that far off, and that’s as good an excuse as any for yet more heinous incredible puns! So here’s this year’s collection of animals, which you can check out in my Redbubble Store, and purchase to inflict upon your loved ones this year. That being said, if anyone has any evil pun ideas they’d like me to inflict upon the world, then hit me the hell up because I am down. Also because every time I do one of these I get to experience the pain of learning to draw yet another animal, and if there’s one thing artists love, it’s constantly trying to draw things they have no idea how to draw.

 

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The Most Punderful Time of the Year!

It’s that time of year again, folks – the time of year where I make terrible puns and then put them next to cute animals to get everyone feeling festive and somewhat disappointed in my sense of humour! Otherwise known as ‘Christmas’. I was somewhat more ambitious with this years batch of cards, and I really like what came of it. If you’d like to get hold of one yourself – or some other product with wonderful puns on it – then head over to my Redbubble and snag yourself some in time to annoy your various friends and relatives with them.

New Year, New Goals, New Things For Sale!

I think I just need to accept that I am never going to be one of those people who regularly and consistently updates a blog of any kind. It’s just not meant to be. But! 2016 is here, I have lots of big plans and goals, both illustration-wise and life-wise, and I’ve already gotten started. One of my goals was to doodle something every day, and though I haven’t managed every day so far, I have managed some, which is better than none. Starting in February, though, I think I’ll start posting the doodles on my sketch blog or on my twitter. The January ones I won’t, because I’ve been doodling things related to my next Big Project, that is still mostly in planning stages so I don’t want to jinx it by posting about it too much.

As for things for sale, since Valentines Day is coming up, I whipped up a few card designs that you can get on my Redbubble, but here are the designs for you to see anyway! They are of course terrible animal-based puns, because those are my lifeblood.

 

Christmas Cards!

Woah, it’s been a while! I have been making things, just not really posting about them at the moment. That and I don’t have an awful lot of free time anymore, but there we go. At any rate, I’m posting now because I have a very festive announcement.

I officially have Christmas cards for sale! If you go to this link here you can see all the designs I have up at the moment. They are of course all based on awful Christmas puns, because who would I be otherwise?

Here are a few of the designs for you to look at before you go over there, though, and if you want a particular pun that I haven’t disgraced the holiday season by making yet, then shoot me a message and I will almost certainly comply with your Festive Frivolity Needs.